Tuesday, March 27, 2007

OPERATION BITE!!

Alright people here's how it's going to go down! I've spent the last three hours on the phone to all the "contacts" I have, and so far, all I can get is the good ol', "I can neither confirm or deny the in formation discussed.", bullshit. I've learned though long and painful experience that this comment always means the same thing! "It's probably going to happen, but you didn't get it from me!" The information I'm giving you comes from a link that "Murph" and "Freeacre" sent me, (thanks guys!), http://www.rense.com/general75/bite.htm"

It basically states that The United States of America, will on April 6 at 0400 hours attack targets within the country of Iran. The objective of this attack will be the ariel bombardment of 20 targets including, but not limited to uranium enrichment facillities, (UEFs), research centers, and laboratories, the degradation of The Iranian Airforce, the sinking of Iranian ships of war in and around the Persian Gulf, and the destruction of certain assets and personel of The Iranian Army.

This bombardment will be accomplished through the assets of the United States Navy which has several aircraft carriers, as well as other assets in the area, as well as assets of The Sixth Fleet currently in The Mediterranean Ocean Bases in numerous area will deploy other US assets to the area in this operation, including Diego Garcia in The Indian Ocean. The base on the island of Diego Garcia is the current home of B52 bombers equipped with standoff missles. Also from the Indian Ocean, cruise missles will be launched from submarines in that area as well as submarines off the coast of The Arabian Peninsula.

The overall objective of this operation aparantly is to destroy Iran's abillity to mount armed resistance. Furthermore the deployment of certain low level tactical nuclear weapons against high-level nuclear targets within Iran.

What's it mean and why?

What it means is Bush got scared! The Democratic leadership of The House of Representatives removed the language from the newly-passed Iraq supplemental appropriations bill only under EXTREME pressure form AIPAC (the right-wing Iraeli lobby) and Iraeli Foreign Minister Tsipi Livni. Bush knows that he might NEVER get another chance to go to Iran and "smite the infedels"!

The "why" is even simpler! Bush MUST pull the sagging Republican poll figures back up! And the Neocons have informed "The Dimpled Darling of The Desperaetly Deluded" that attaking Iran and getting all that lovely oil is the way to do it! The Neocons know that a Democratic-lead administration will be unfriendly to their aims, and if they don't jump Iran soon, Iran won't get jumped! And all that lovely oil will be controlled by the hated Iranians, and Bush's big oil buddies will actually have to pay money for it! Such a scenario is just UNACCEPTABLE!!

How it can all go wrong!

A while back The USSR gave up on trying to out-muscle and out-gun The United States instead they started turning out a very nast little piece of ordinance called "The 3M-82 Moskit anti ship cruise missle" or under it's Nato designation, "The SS-N-22 Sunburn" Needless to say when The USSR found out the hard way what happens when you fight a war you can't win, with money you don't have, they had a shitload of these things lying around. Iran had a shitload of oil exploration and pumping hardware, that Russia desperately needed to access their massive oil reserves. The result is that now Iran has a shitload of these things, and twenty years to learn how to use them! And BELIEVE ME!! THEY GOT GOOD WITH THEM!!!

What's a "sunburn" and what's it do?

A "Sunburn" or "Moskit" is probably the nastiest piece of armament ever devised! You can't dodge it, you can't jam it, and because it flies at MACH 2.1 you can't counter it with Phalanx or any other missle-to-missle defence system! It has TWICE the range of the two French-made "Exocet" missles that nearly blew The USS Stark in half in The Iran-Iraq War!

Sunbrns can cary a 200-kiloton nuclear warhead, or a 750-pound conventional warhead. This missle was designed to defeat the US "Aegis" Radar defence system, which it does quite handily! Even if the newer "Phalanx" point defence system managed to detect the oncoming Sunburn, it would have mere seconds to calculate a fire solution. Add to this the Sunburn's "voilent end maneuvers" designed to outmaneuver any automated missle defence systems, and you have a ship-killer from Hell!

In October of 2001, Iran's Defence Minister Ali Shamkhani visited Moscow, and asked for a demonstration of the Sunburn. The Russians were only too glad to comply!! he was so impressed that he imediately placed an orde for an unknown quantity! Iran has this ordinance! And the scarey thing is we have nothing to counter it with!

What's next?

Good question! Our Army is completely over extended, Our Navy is in danger of serving as the turkies in the god of all turkey shoots, and 3/4 of the world has the ass at us, and the other 1/4 couldn't give a rat's ass one way or another! We have our exalted leader "The Good President Pork Pie" to thank for this scenario! Now this fucking idiot is going to pull the father of all bone-headed maneuvers, to (in his mind) undo the last bone-head maneuver! I have no idea what will happen if Bush Manages to pull this one off! But whatever it is, it won't be good!

20 comments:

murph said...

Stoney my MAN!!

Let's do a bit of speculation on scenarios.

Bush by some miracle, isn’t shot out of the water, (he he literally) and comes home with the goodies. To protect his gains he decides to take on the biggies too, Russia and China. He puts out enough assets to try and bomb the hell out of them too. Now he has so much assets committed so far away that Venezuela decides to take out all of our oil and gas equipment in the Gulf, about 20% of US oil and natural gas. Because that raises hell with the economic situation here, Bush declares martial law and the Klu Klux Klan decides to take over Washington, prompting the break away of 5 different regions of the US into separate countries, which declare that since they seceded, the 5 separate countries can now form a coalition and give Texas back to Mexico and declares the Mississippi river to be a free fire zone, giving North Korea the incentive to invade California and institute the Korean language as the official language for the whole continent which angers the natives of Ghana which sends and invasion force to south Florida and takes up farming huge acres of alligators which raises the price of shoes world wide which is the straw that broke the camels back and the whole world goes back to the stone age within 3 weeks necessitating a whole new religious revival world wide and with great insight and wisdom the world declares me World Dictator For Life (WDFL) and everyone lives happily ever after. Whew!

Anonymous said...

God damn it,i think Murph just might be onto something here Stoney,i especially liked the part about the alligators, i had an alligator bite me once in Tijuana when i was a young pup in the USA Navy,what a lesson that was!!
You know Stoney this whole mess is just so fucked up, whats a mother fucker to do? i would suggest that doing whatever the spirit guides whisper in ones ears be the guiding of ones intentions. Insanity seems to be the order of the day and to be caught in the unholistic movement of social conscience ness is to lead to absolute despair.Been there done that and will not go back for another taste.
We the brothers and sisters that actually care about each other and mother earth will abide, mother earth will make damn sure of that!! Because when her guts are ripped out from the folly of the human race there will be left the keepers and guardians of our home,which is so fragile and so beautiful,we will help her heal.
i suppose all of this has some meaning in the long view of evolution, but what a thing to contemplate,the deaths of billions of people just to get to a place where all that is left are the ones that care.
i can already see the brains exploding when the wave of mercy displays itself and the evil that is the intention of the ones that think that they are in charge enter into the hell of their own making, i feel sorry for them but if love is a theory and just a story for children then fuck it, i say let them go to the underworld and come back washed with a new brain.One that will honor the creator instead of bragging about the length of their dicks.
i dream of all the people that attend this and other places of healing energy to be in one place,to co create a sustainable union with the creator and mother earth,to worship that which has been given to us with nothing asked in return,except the evolution of love for one another.

Doesn't that sound like a dream?
Thanks for bringing us the message Stoney, it only makes for a little more prodding to get our shit together and be a little more quick about it, because its just around the bend,..the division is complete and the war of souls is about to begin.

We just got to share a Spiffy some time Stoney.
Love to you and your family.
Peace
mf

Anonymous said...

Murph, i can envision your role already as the great story telling sage sitting around the firelight of your tee pee,giving the young ones the necessary ingredients of a life worth living, to tell of the bravery of the warriors that survived the end of time,and the reclaiming of Mother Earth from the forces of absolute evil. They will sit faces uplifted and be enthralled by the greatness of it all.
For generations to come this story will echo down through the ages as to a time when there was no time, and all our relatives sat with the two leggeds in peace and harmony, and fear was no more.
The beginning.
mt

stoney13 said...

Murph,

Naw!!! The peolple of washington will EAT the KKK!!! I don't mean any kind of sexual scenario, I mean they'll consume their physical bodies and recycle them into shit! They won't even kill them first!!! They'll just gnaw their asses on the hoof untill they ain't there no more!!

Other that that it seems pretty doable! I especially LOVE the idea of The Mississippi River as a free-fire zone!
We can dress Bush up like Huck finn, Cheney like Tom Sawer, and Condi Rice as Beck Thatcher! We'll tell them it's a really, REALLY excusive and high-end rafting excursion, and send them off with banjos, and all, and paint a big red bullseye target on "Becky's" parasol! Shouldn't take long!

Montana Freeman,

Southern California got rain, snow, AND hail!!! Mother Nature is pissed ass!

The family and me sends love back to you and yours!

Wilma Lamb said...

Dear Stoney, You better be right good buddy, I just sent your Operation Bite! to all my email contacts so if this doesn't pan out I'm going to be all alone in this world getting the weather and nothing else on Outlook Express

FreeAcre said...

Shit, Stoney, I keep wondering how cum we think that other countries are just going to sit there and let us attack them first. Hell, Venezuela's got those Sunburn missiles and they have an alliance with Iran and China and others for self-defense. Why not just sucker-punch us first and avoid the rush? They could take out our oil rigs in the Gulf Coast right now and we'd be in deep shit. Christ, Pakistan could hit Israel... all hell could break out all over. What the fuck would we do then???
I gotta admit that I have to just stare at the chickens out the window and watch penguin shows from Netflix or some shit just to calm down. By the way, our chickens took the opportunity while I was in Bend at the anti-war demonstration, to put up all kinds of anti-war signs and spray-paint slogans all over the henhouse. They keep marching around the backyard and tell us to "get clucked!" I keep telling them that we are not the man, but they don't want to hear it. I got "Hen Power!" and anarchist symbols all over - jesus! That's the danger, I guess, of freeing the poultry. Who woudda thunk it?

fearless flower said...

Stoney,

Dear Stoney,

I've been reading your blog for awhile; this is my first comment. I found you through Tom Degan's "Rant".

This is a very scary scenario you've uncovered, and I'm grateful you did. If it was a secret and it gets out, maybe there's a chance this insane plan will be scrapped.
If it happens anyway, I'm afraid what might take place next; maybe everything murph has predicted won't be so far from impossible.
I'm going to forward this post to everyone I know who will read it, including a newspaper editor.

I've enjoyed your blog and wish you'd write more often! I especially enjoyed your long poem awhile back. It brought back fond memories of my childhood in rural Vermont and some of the folks I grew up around who weren't too different from the character in your poem! My dad was a country lawyer and defended a few people caught smoking pot and usually he got them off. One of his favorite court tricks: give the arresting cop a sample of four kitchen herbs and ask him to pick out the one that was marijuana, because the cop would always say he busted into someone's home or car because he smelled pot. Naturally they always picked something that wasn't pot and made themselves look stupid. Of course that made life a little difficult for me as his daughter; I was always getting pulled over and my license taken away for no reason. Dad would have to go get it back and lecture them about confiscating a license without due cause. He would have loved to defend the guy in your poem.

Take care; I'm going to keep checking back for more news.eazra

fearless flower said...

Stoney,

Dear Stoney,

I've been reading your blog for awhile; this is my first comment. I found you through Tom Degan's "Rant".

This is a very scary scenario you've uncovered, and I'm grateful you did. If it was a secret and it gets out, maybe there's a chance this insane plan will be scrapped.
If it happens anyway, I'm afraid what might take place next; maybe everything murph has predicted won't be so far from impossible.
I'm going to forward this post to everyone I know who will read it, including a newspaper editor.

I've enjoyed your blog and wish you'd write more often! I especially enjoyed your long poem awhile back. It brought back fond memories of my childhood in rural Vermont and some of the folks I grew up around who weren't too different from the character in your poem! My dad was a country lawyer and defended a few people caught smoking pot and usually he got them off. One of his favorite court tricks: give the arresting cop a sample of four kitchen herbs and ask him to pick out the one that was marijuana, because the cop would always say he busted into someone's home or car because he smelled pot. Naturally they always picked something that wasn't pot and made themselves look stupid. Of course that made life a little difficult for me as his daughter; I was always getting pulled over and my license taken away for no reason. Dad would have to go get it back and lecture them about confiscating a license without due cause. He would have loved to defend the guy in your poem.

Take care; I'm going to keep checking back for more news.

stoney13 said...

Wilma,

Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm afraid this story just has too many legs to be bullshit. It's all over Europe, (except for Britain, for some reason), and Russia is really freaked out over it!

I always research things pretty carfully befor you ever see them her. This is one of the times I figured the story was important enough to post without my usual investigation. I REALLY hope and pray this doesn't come down! If it does, it could be the end of our country as we know it!

Wilma Lamb said...

Stoney; This could be the end of our WORLD as we know it.
The radioactivity from those nukes stupid is spreading around will last for FOUR BILLION YEARS!!!!
I don't want to glow in the dark as I have trouble sleeping if there is any light.
One of my contacts is a journalist for a Florida newspaper, he lives in Tampa.

Anonymous said...

Letter from "HW" to "W"

April 1, 2007

Dear Son,

As your Dad I feel an obligation to be honest with you.

You have always had a stubborn streak but "enough is enough".

You Mom and I actually thought that your brother Jeb might succeed me as President of the United States someday.But,as circumstances and luck would have it,and a level of religious fundamentalism in this country that even I was unaware of, you ended up with the job.

I felt from the very beginning, Son,that you needed help from my old pals like Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld but little did I know how bad their advice would be to you.

Son- How on earth did you decide to invade Iraq? Even I had the sense not to go "all the way to Baghdad". Also Iraq was not the country who struck us on 9/11/ 2001. Son- you need to stop sending our young men and women into this civil war in Iraq. Stop it now!

Son- What the heck happenned during the early days of Hurricaine Katrina? Many poeple in New Orleans are still sufferring over a year and a half later? Son- why?

Also Son- You are getting very bad advice on the powers of the Presidency under the United States Constitution. Son- You are not "the decider". That is for Kings who rule within monarchies. The U.S., a democracy, has a balance of powers between the branches of government of which you are one of three.

Son- I could go on about the many grave mistakes you have made. In retrospect, I knew your limitations even as I observed you as a lad, and should not have let you run for the U.S. Presidency. For that I am truly very sorry.

As your Dad it pains me to witness that the American people and an increasing number of members of even our own Republican party do not support you. I believe, son, that your White House is in realtime meltdown. Every day it seems things get worse.

I am beginning to fear that you might end up impeached or even indicted?

Son- If not for the good of the nation- for your Mom and me - for your wife Laura and the twins- I'm asking you to resign as President of the United States. The sooner the better.

A much easier life in Crawford, Texas awaits you.

Your mother and I love you dearly but we know when enough is enough

Thanks,

Dad

Wilma Lamb said...

Dear "Dad" If only 'son" would take your advice

murph said...

Dear Dad,

You have it all wrong Dad. Jeb was not the one ordained by God to be president and I carried the mandate so overwelmingly that I should be able to do what I want.

And Dad, that constitution you mentioned. It's just a damned piece of paper anyway.

Besides, I really like the taste of power. So far I have carried off the 'being the decider' and it's fun fun fun. You should have tried it.

One last thing dad, you never did respect my many and varied talents and I'm gonna show ya, sure nouf I am, just how great a guy I am. And mom should have hit you with a frying pan long ago.

Your ever not so loving son. W

Wilma Lamb said...

well Stoney it won't be long till the world knows its fate. Wonder why the fool didn't pick his day, April Fools Day,then if things go awry as they are sure to do, the Fool can say It ain't my fault, I was only April Fooling.

landsker said...

Bush and his dumbfuck generals got it wrong in Iraq.
They didn`t see the $250 rpg`s and $50 IED`s, both of which are taking out tanks and strykers that cost millions of taxpayer bucks.
Just one of those million dollar sunburn missiles will sink a billion dollar aircraft carrier.

Who knows, if Bush orders an attack, maybe we will see a refusal from the admirals, a sensible reaction, to a stupid order.
What kind of captain would knowingly send all his crew to the sea bed?

The Germans were the last to realise that Hitler was mad, I hope there are is some sanity within the American military, so far they have blindly followed the orders of first fool, just like those german generals led their troops to death on the Russian front, so Bush leads america to its` death on the sands of the desert.
Never mind "desert storms", better "desert now" and live to raise your kids, rather than die for a few barrels of crude.
Peace.

FreeAcre said...

By the way, Stoney... I just read a plausible explanation of date of the envisioned Iran attack on the Independence Journal:

"Why would April 6 make good sense to war planners? Markets are closed for the three-day Easter break- which means time for action and for things to settle down before the market open a week from now. It's always about money, eh?"

Might just have to make one more quick trip to the Costco to purchase essential medicines, food, or other supplies that would get real scarce or unaffordable in the face of runaway inflation and shortages...

Wilma Lamb said...

Makes sense Freeacre but for the future of this country or of this would I hope the hell we are all wrong
Everybody around Hitler realized Hitler was crazy by the time the Russian invasion went awry and the allies invaded Normandy but they had a tiger by the tail and any hint of opposition meant a fast trip to hell the same as with King George if he had his way

Wilma Lamb said...

Hey Stoney, CONGRATS!!!!! My Alternet Peek just arrived with the news of the Russian leak that says the US could strike as early as Friday!!!
You scooped every major newsrag in the country

stoney13 said...

Wilma,

I didn't scoop them, they've had the word longer than I have!

If I, a burnt out 50-year-old hippy in the tiny town of Saluda, North Carolina with nothing but a bargain basement Presario and a dial-up internet connection can find it with a lot of help from my friends, (thanks to Murph and Freeacre!), then why the fuck can't a bunch of journalists (whose business it is to sniff out this exact sort of thing) CAN'T?!! it's not a point of CAN'T but WON'T!!

Alternet might, I repeat MIGHT not be in the govrnment's pocket, but it's fairly obvious that the entire mainstream media IS!!

We would have found out about it only when "Big Brother Bush" "decided" it was time for us to know, and not before! Hense the obvious lack of any mention on the English, or English-speaking press! This story is ALL over the Russian, German, and, French Blogs and websites.

Freedom of the press my ass!!

Wilma Lamb said...

Dear Stoney;ONE of the big problems with our "press" today is that they wait for the Pablum spoon fed by their corporate masters for their "news". Most of them have forgotten how to dig up a story if they knew how in the first place.
What I meant was you were the first to actually print it.
Our free press is dead along with all of our other freedoms.
I read that the Iraqi "government" has almost completed the legislation that would hand over Iraq's oil to Bush-Cheney so Bush can skip off to South America rich beyond his wildest dreams. quite a difference from dragging back to Midland in an old clunker of a Pontiac after he blew his trust fund.

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