Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Banned from Alternet! AGAIN

I guess Alternet no longer allows a man to speak out against the neocons any more! First I get Banned as stoney13. Today I get banned as! I still don't know what I said that was so damned offencive! All the neocons get to post! None of them got banned! Dfrost is still there belching bile in his neofacist oh so fucking calm tone! Johnnyboy I'm sure is jurking around somewhere with another name! I don't run to the "authorities" when the neocons poke their heads up! I TAKE 'EM ON!!! I ain't scared of a bunch of facist fucking neocons! BRING 'EM ON!!! FUCK 'EM ALL!!! HERE'S ONE LIBERAL THAT DON'T BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT!!!

I got a new email address and tried to register again. They've got a new deal where you have to give your name and stuff now. I haven't recieved an email back yet so I guess I won't. I'll give 'em another day and then fuck 'em! If they don't want me, I don't want them!

Alternet is leaning more and more to the right these days and banning loyal posters to deffend a bunch of smart-assed neocons! If that's how it's going to be, then Alternet will turn into another Rush Limbaugh clone. Maybee all these neocons are sending big money to Alternet! I guess Alternet doesn't want to hear from a true liberal any more!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

A Modest Propasal


Think about it!! The House and the Senate all sit down together and pass the Legislative Bong! Of course there must be urinalisis performed regularly to make sure some Puritanistic Repug isn't faking it! C-Span would actually be entertaining for a change and the country would be run by stoners who are a lot more fun than the dry drunks we got now, and I can't think of any way they could fuck things up any worse!

The UN delegates would begin by six deep hits of Hombolt County's finest or BC Bud each, (Thunderfuck could be substituted if it's in season), with an aditional six hits every half hour! The Isrealis and the Kurds would toke down with the Sheites and the Suni's and all become smoking buddies! All thoughts of war and destuction would be discarded in favor of finding a decent Kosher Deli that delivers!

North and South Korea would forget why they had split the country up and go out for barbecue. Chemical weapons would all be forgotten and nobody would need missles except to shoot them off and say"Wow!" at all the pretty sparks!

There would be be plenty of bio-mass to burn after the buds and shade-leaves are plucked to fuel the power plants to power up all those video games and CD players. (After all what's a good buzz without video games and tunes!) And lot's of fine quality hemp for papers and clothing!

We would forget all about silly shit like war and destruction, and everybody would forget what a thermo-nuclear device was ever good for if you can't smoke it, eat it, or make a bong out of it! We'ld just leave them lying around while we all wandered aimlessly around looking for papers!! Things would be great unless somebody brought one to a drum circle and tried to use it for a percusion instrument, and blew the world to fuck! Even then, at least we'ld all die happy!

Friday, December 02, 2005

Why Georgie Can't Read!

Once more George Bush got up on stage surrounded by his neocon cheerleaders, and belched out the most pitiful missive to date! Full of tears and drama, he rocked back and forth like a truck stuck in the mud! I can't figure if he was trying to inspire the American people or make us feel bad for doubting him and handing him a less than stellar approval rating.

He sobbed crocodile tears while reading a note from written by a Marine right before that Marine was killed, and spoke piteously about how this brave man will have died in vain if we leave before big oil got their grubby hands on that lovely crude just waiting for someone to steal it!

Cheney looked embarrased by all the drama, and perturbed that he couldn't get a chance to shove his hand up Bush's ass and switch his brain off!

There can be no doubt that this is the neocon's kinder, genteler aproach to John Murtha's statement concerning troop withdrawl since all attemps to smear his military service and question his patriotism blew up in their faces!

It's fairly obvious that Bush thought this laughable attempt at dramma would capture the hearts of America, and send him singing to the top of another pile of "Political Capital". How very sad! It just goes to prove this administration is totaly clueless, and no longern has a speach writer worth a fuck!!

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Well!! I'm not here to be on anybody's side! I DON'T like George W. Bush and I will NOT call the bastard president! I'll call him President Pork Pie, but that is about as close as it gets! I'm not here to comfort the afflicted, but to afflict the comfortable! I learned a long time ago, that if you can make somebody laugh and think at the same time, they'll learn something! I'm trying to teach the American Public that there is another point of view out there, beside the Right Wing's This country's on a greased chute to Hell with Bush as it's Captain! I for one will not sit idley by while he drives the land that I love into the ground! This is my gift to this country. Maybe it's a little crude at times, maybe, it's a little rude at times! But in my world, rude and crude works! I'll post what I damn well please here and invite people to post comments the same way! Rant all you want!! I do! Freedom of Speech is the order of the day here! Like it? Let me know! Don't like it? Let me know! Silence me? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! So welcome one and all to STONEY'S RAGE!! It's all for America! I don't make a dime off it! And I won't have it any other way!