Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The Ragin'! (A fucked up poem about a fucked up day that never fuckin' happened!)

On a nighttime dark and dreary
While I labored weak and weary
O'er my mustang whose transmision
Lay uppon the floor

When at the door the sound of whamming
Blue lights sirenes car doors slamming
Cops were comeing dresed in SWAT gear
Kicking down my door,

Where's the dope hid muthafucker
Screamed the cop like a mean cocksucker
The cocaine weed and crack you got
You long-haired son of a whore

I have no drugs I loudly cried,
But all the cops they swarmed inside,
with hatchets saws and axes
Started ripping up my floor

I have no drugs I begged and wailed,
I do not deserve to be jailed
I have no drugs inside my house
Or in my car I'm poor

I have no drugs I stormed and raged
You'll not get my ass in no cage
Now put my floor boards back you prick
And shut my fucking door!

Then in the yard the sound of scrapping
Vicious bulldog ripping snapping
Sampling ham of tender pork
He'd never had before

He rushed the cop that had the gall
To take a pole-axe to my wall
Bit off his dick and both his balls
And spat them on the floor

Another leapt up in a funk
Haveing been sprayed by a skunk
The skunk that lives and nests with young
Beneath my kitchen floor

The law was not so easily put off
One drew a gun shot half his foot off
He screamed and danced a fucked up dance
He bled there on my floor

Screams yells and howls the air was filled
More guns were drawn more blood was spilled
None of it was mine 'cause
I was headed out the door

In their drawers the cops all crapped
On the roof the shingles flapped
Gunfire echoed 'cross the glen
The mountains and the moor

While I stood there in the yard
The cops trashed what they're paid to guard
I felt like a lonely sailor
Who watched a burning shore

And while my poor house slowly crumbled
Out the door the cops all stumbled
They laughed like fucking goof-balls
They staggered out the door

The seargent said ain't this a mess
It seems we got the wrong adress
He grinned at me a maddening grin
He handed me my door

My house let out a labored moan
The structure weakened to the bone
First a pop and then a crash
My roof fell through my floor

My door went up side that seargent's head
His ass fell out like he was dead
I called his dad a dickless dweeb
I called his mom a whore

And while I stood there thunder struck
Across the yard his lackeys trucked
My bulldog ripped their blue lights off
And made them lock their doors

And while my lawyer danced with glee
I told him of my agony
He said we'll get a million five
I said fuck that I want more

On the courthouse steps the Sherriff screamed
Reporters flocked and stoners dreamed
The judge threw out their last appeal
He'd heard such shit before

So with armed guards at both sides flanked
I took the check straight to the bank
With shovels loaded up my cash
They called the branch for more

So now the markets running hot
For the hippie with billions and a yaht
The best blooms fragrant on this spot
Roll a big'un I got more

Saturday, November 12, 2005

The Managers in Management's Managing to Mismanage Management.

Has Bush managed to give management a bad name as an article on "Alternet says? Oh I don't know! Management never really had such a good name to begin with! It's kind of like giving shit a bad smell!

Let's explore the concept of management! Management is the act of managing something. Bush managed to run five businesses belly up and then managed to climb through the ranks of Texas politics till he got elected Governor of the state! He then managed to fuck Texas up completely! Cutting education and social programs, he managed to rake in great gobs of oil money and campain contributions from those who sought to gut environmental laws and spew toxins in all directions! Texas wasn't realy such a great place to begin with, but 'ol Dim George managed to make it much worse and that is the only good thing he ever did and that is only a positive depending on your opinion of Texas!

First Texas! Then the world!! Somehow with the aid of all his family and his family's friends in high places, he managed to hijack the election of 2000 to net himself the presidency. Then he managed to install a bunch of no-clue goners and pundits to high management positionss. They managed with much fanfare and at great expense to do not a damn thing!! He then managed to get this country in a completely useless war with faulty inteligence that he mismanged at best, and at worse, managed to sell the whole world a line of shit that would give PT Barnum a wet dream!

Here's the moral of the story. Management for the sake of management is a cruel design to manage to get the money and run with it! If the managers in charge of management are managing the managers below them, nobody is manging the manager in charge of management? We can see this in the big Enron debacal. Mangers of the managers in charge of management managed to hoover up great gobs of green and foist the blame on other managers who managed any charges of mismanagement. They managed to mismanage the management of the company so bad that there was nothing left for the employees or stockholders and most of them managed to get away with it!!

Making someone a manager when they have no idea what management is all about is pure mismanagement! Making someone the manager in charge of managers who have no idea what management is all about is mismanagement to the nth degree! Mismanagement will breed more mismanagement among the managers in charge of management and bring the whole thing down on our heads!

Personaly, I think we should manage to get Bush out of office! It won't be easy, but it's something we can manage to do!

Dim George Rides Again!!

Well Here we go again with ol' Dim George! Ranting and raving like somebody said his mother was less than a woman of virtue!!

I don't know what is sadder! This gomer accusing the Democrats for Iraq Or him trying to silence all debate on the issue by saying "It sends the wrong message"!! Well of course it sends the wrong message! It sends the messagem that the most powerful country in the world is run by a complete idiot!! It sends the message that most Americans think he's a lying weasle who got this country into an illegal, and imoral war by selling us all a line of shit! It sends the wrong message because even his pundits in the pressw can't pull his ass out the hole he dug for himself!! It sends the wrong message because the press is slowly remembering their jobs and even Fox news is no longer showing him in a favorable light! Seems to me that it's sending the right message!! Problem is,'Ol Dim George just ain't bright enough to get it!!!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

The Neocons Ride Again!!!!

Oh what fools these mortals be!! Can you get over these guys? WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!!!!

They hold a Repug only meeting to discuss "Black sites" where those who don't like us very much are held by the CIA. The fun starts when a story about these "black sites" pops up in the Washington Post the next morning!

Bill Frist hears about this and turns several different colors! Howling with rage at the sneaky-ass Democrats and their skull-dugery he demands a full investigation, and heads on a platter! DEMOCRAT HEADS, by God and he will not be denied!! He screams and rants about the outing of CIA material to the press, (Sort 0f like a fox ranting about the death of rabbits) on his way to the Senate Chamber!! He takes the podium in a fit of righteous rage and swears to get to the bottom of this travesty!! Only Repugs will be outing the CIA's business to the press! Any slimey liberals that try itl.... well they just better not try it!! Allas! Such was not to be!

Trent Lott, who actually reads the "Washinton Post" (instead of shaking it wildly with his eyes bulging out)! Clued the good Senator Frist in on the fact that the Post story came right from the Repug meeting! In fact it looked like it was quoted from the minutes if that very same meetings!

Frist no doubt began to cry because he had punked his own party!! There would be no Democratic heads held up before the 35%! There would be no grand investigation of the hated liberals to take the people's attention of the Plame case! There would be no triumphant dragging across the coals of liberal asses! They had met the enemy and it was them!! There had been no Democrats at their little Repug get-together! Only the very flower of concervatism and their staff members! Now the bowed and humbled Repugs are trying to get the language of the demands he made softened up so as to make sure the investigation would find nothing but TOO LATE!! It ain't gonna fly!!

Keep watching folks!! Shit's gonna get deep and how!!!

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Well!! I'm not here to be on anybody's side! I DON'T like George W. Bush and I will NOT call the bastard president! I'll call him President Pork Pie, but that is about as close as it gets! I'm not here to comfort the afflicted, but to afflict the comfortable! I learned a long time ago, that if you can make somebody laugh and think at the same time, they'll learn something! I'm trying to teach the American Public that there is another point of view out there, beside the Right Wing's This country's on a greased chute to Hell with Bush as it's Captain! I for one will not sit idley by while he drives the land that I love into the ground! This is my gift to this country. Maybe it's a little crude at times, maybe, it's a little rude at times! But in my world, rude and crude works! I'll post what I damn well please here and invite people to post comments the same way! Rant all you want!! I do! Freedom of Speech is the order of the day here! Like it? Let me know! Don't like it? Let me know! Silence me? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! So welcome one and all to STONEY'S RAGE!! It's all for America! I don't make a dime off it! And I won't have it any other way!