Friday, February 15, 2008

Fear and The Fucking Fear Mongers that Fear the Fucking They Are Soon to Feel!

Today all the Republican in the House of Representatives rose up in mass and scampered out the front door, to the place where a podium with microphones conveniently happened to be! A PODIUM! And magicaly does it appear! Complete with all the auditory-amplifying protuberances jutting forth! And John Bohner, (he pronounces it "Bay-ner", but I know a dick when I see one!), steps right up and decrees that since the dirty-bad-nasty Democrats won't let all of his many friends in the tele-comunications lobby run roughshod over our civil rights, that he and his little friends had taken their ball and gone home with their fingers stuck in their ears, singing, "La la la la la! We can't hear you! La la la la la!"

Look, "Boner"! I've got a better idea! Why don't you and the rest of the fuck-sticks in Congress that think AT&T, and Verizon should be given Ex post facto protection from prosecution and/or lawsuits for conspiring with President Pork Pie to break the law, JUST KEEP FUCKIN' WALKING! That's right! Just march your happy asses to whatever nation thinks the way you assholes do, and run THAT country into the ground! Go there! Leave America to those that love it!

There is one truth in America! "Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time"! It goes the same for everyone in this country! Presidents, stoners, telecom companies, shit slingers, grief bringers, EVERY-FUCKING-BODY!!!! Don't like it? TOUGH! I did a two-year sentence as a guest of The North Carolina Department of Corrections for weed that wasn't even mine! I got over it! AT&T, and Verizon will too!

I will now address President Pork Pie:

President Pork Pie,

Look, dude! I've got this strage feeling that you don't seem to be paying attention! Do you even listen to what you say? Do you write this shit down, or are you just making it up as you go along?

"Who's to blame?"' you told us yesterday afternoon, "These people in Congress passed a good bill last summer....The problem is, that they let the bill expire. My attitude is: if the bill was good enough then, why not let it pass again?"

Alright, I'll answer that question! We have learned and grown as a country since last summer! We know you for what you are! A FUCKING FACIST, AND A LIAR!!! That's right! We finally figured it out! Why do you think your own party is running on a platform of change? Why do you think that all the Republicans candidates are avoiding any mention of your administration? Your own party is jumping ship! And as November 7 gets closer, even more rats will swim!

You stand like some school boy whose mother shot his dog right before she stepped out in front of a bus, and whine about "Americans in danger" Want to know who put Americans in danger? YOU! That's right, YOU! By your own statements you put Americans at risk to save your friends in the tele-comunications business! You were given the bill! YOU VETOED IT!!!!!!

Now you say that if you don't get your tele-com immunity, the law will die, and so will Americans! BULLSHIT!!! The Protect America Act has provisions to keep the act in effect for another year! GIVE IT UP!!!! KARL ROVE LEFT, AND YOU'RE NO GOOD AT IT!!!!!

(I'm still working on a post about the VA and it's MANY sins. This nonsense popped up yesterday afternoon, and I just HAD to address it!)


President Bush said...

Hello Mr. stoney13. I just wanted to assure you that I will not be telling anyone about the gay phone sex numbers you have been calling. I actually enjoyed listening in on those.

and you were just holding that weed for someone else, weren't you? =)

also penis

stoney13 said...

Hey, "President Bush" or "Also Penis" or whatever your name is.

Don't give up your day-job, fuck-stick! You'll never make it as a comedian!

I KNOW you're not President Pork Pie, so don't give me no shit! All the words in your post were spelled correctly! Bush could NEVER figure out anything as complicated as "spell check"!

President Bush said...

Hahaha; of course I'm not typing this myself. I'm dictating to an intern who then fixes up my grammar and types for me. It's something you will never have the luxury of doing. Anyway, you are doing a great job; keep up the good work. Don't stop those calls just because of the comment I left. I'm still listening.

And thanks for calling me "President Bush." It's a nice change from Pork Pie. =)

(also; I instructed the intern to leave the smiley face)

Anonymous said...

o yeah i remember now, last summer right? those congress guys that were caught sucking their interns dicks,haha that was funny,was that you penis dude? of course it was,you come to this place at your own peril baby raper child killer, or is it the other way round? guess it makes no difference to you does it wennie smoker? o well we've been around dip shits like you before and normally i wouldn't give you the time of day but you are lucky this time, as i just happen to be dropping by my brothers crib, but make no mistake about it this brother needs no help from me to deal with douch bags like you.
i'll bet you get off on seeing all those burning babies from iraq don't you? hummmmm, yummy.
you should go over there and eat one while they are still smoking,bitch bush would be happy to join you too that cowardly son of a bitch.

sorry stoney but these lurkers just spruce up the day don't they.
good rant my brotha.

stoney13 said...

"President Bush",

Oh! So you want to play! Alright! I can do that!

Look shit for brains, I don't know who the fuck you are, or who the fuck you think you are, but get this! THIS COUNTRY IS BEING RUN TO HELL!

Now, that might be fine for you, but as for myself, and many other proud Americans, we think that sucks! Maybe you haven't had to work two jobs, and run a business out of your home just so you could earn enough to be broke, but I, fuck-stick have!

Now if you have something relevant to say, then say it! Don't go slinging shit you can't back up, because I can find out where this is coming from!

And as far as the gay phone-sex bullshit goes, I'm not gay, nor am I homo-phobic like you obviously are! I've been happily married for over seven years to a wonderful lady who would spank your weasily little ass for your naughty behavior! Now go play with your little friends, because this is for grown-ups!

Da Frog said...

Stoney 13, I'm with you on this one. I can't believe how this congress bends over every time the butt plug in the white house tries to force more bullshit down our throats.

How many terrorist plotters have they caught spying on us? If you ask them I'm sure they'll just make something up.

These bedwetters defending Bush should be reminded that it is our rights being violated. Every time we lose some of our freedoms and liberties they win.

stoney13 said...

Montanna Freeman,

Thanks for handling the light work LOLOL! President Bush fancies himself a comedian! The dumb-fuck can't even make a smiley face! ^_^

Thanks, Da Frog,

I apreciate it! The only thing that's going to change this shit is for enough people to finally see it for what it really is!

According to Keith Olbermann, the right wing news papers are even bailing on this one! Every word of the Protect America Act is easily accessed in "The Congressional Record"! Evidently Pork Pie doesn't think people can read in this country!

Tom Degan's Daily Rant said...

Another great one, Stoney! Keep 'em coming! Isn't it great, watching this disgusting administration fall apart like a house of marked cards? I'm fucking loving it!


Tom Degan

murph said...


Damn man! I just checked your site to see if you had a new post up. Two of them!

Don't know if you have been checking but the economy appears to be in big bad trouble. The corps that scream about wanting free trade are now wanting socialism and Fascism in the form of government aid for their giant fuck ups, typical fascist thinking.

Peak oil is rearing its ugly head, over $100/ barrel. I fear that the only way we can get this country back to some kind of rational operation is to start over. Too bad. In any case, we are going to be forced into it. Let's hope we can put something better together next time. Hope we will be around to see it happen.

"president Bush". Jesus but how big an ass are you going to make of yourself before you get a clue about what is happening, or do you approve of a Fascist kind of government? Bet you don't even know what it means. We fought a war over that issue, but evidently you never bothered to study that stuff. Around here ignorance is a dirty word and you have exhibited plenty of it. Go hang out with J. Gould III and wait for the pheasants to serve you up for dinner.

outside_n_wnc said...

Let it rip fellow Saluda brother!
All can rebute until their hearts content, but as Joe Friday would say - ">>Just the facts Ma'am"- there is no contest or justification for the BS we've endured for 7+ years

Fabianna said...

Stoney13, I think you should really try to stop bottling up all your anger. Please really tell us how you feel about the Bush administration.

Fabianna said...

Give us an April update on your feelings if you have time!

President Bush said...

lol @ anonymous
yeah looks like you caught me
I just can't get enough cock
and burning babies do give me a boner
but you should have already known this, I am President Bush after all.

Sorry Stoney, but your wife spanking me doesn't arouse me in the least. I don't care much for women. But you calling me naughty did a little for me =)

lol homophobic
You don't pick up on hints very well do you?

"I actually enjoyed listening in on those."

I said I enjoy listening in on gay phone sex.

anyway, ^_^ smilies are for losers

stoney13 said...


If I REALLY let lose with my feelings on "President Pork Pie", I'ld probably be getting visits by men in dark suits, and shades with no sense of humor! I'm already on the "No Fly List"! (Which I look upon as a badge of honor!)

I don't really hate the man! I want him to live a nice, long life-just doing something else, and preferably somewhere else!

President Bush,

Look, fuckstick, you're no longer worthy of a response! To give you one is to give you some kind of relevance. You deserve none!

When you have something worthwhile to say, or care to debate the issues like an adult, instead of flinging this school-boy bullshit around, then I will have something more to say to you. Otherwise, consider this an open invitatation to take a running fuck at the moon!

Of course trolls are a part of blogging, so I'm used to your kind! Just be carefull lurking around under the bidge! I have been known to piss off of it after a few to many Guineses!


Great to hear from ya! I'll be checking in with The Trout Clan later today, (I hope!)!


Thanks for dropping by! I've tried to do one of those snazzy photo deals like you've got, but the cameras keep exploding when they point them at me! Cheap Jap shit, no doubt!

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Well!! I'm not here to be on anybody's side! I DON'T like George W. Bush and I will NOT call the bastard president! I'll call him President Pork Pie, but that is about as close as it gets! I'm not here to comfort the afflicted, but to afflict the comfortable! I learned a long time ago, that if you can make somebody laugh and think at the same time, they'll learn something! I'm trying to teach the American Public that there is another point of view out there, beside the Right Wing's This country's on a greased chute to Hell with Bush as it's Captain! I for one will not sit idley by while he drives the land that I love into the ground! This is my gift to this country. Maybe it's a little crude at times, maybe, it's a little rude at times! But in my world, rude and crude works! I'll post what I damn well please here and invite people to post comments the same way! Rant all you want!! I do! Freedom of Speech is the order of the day here! Like it? Let me know! Don't like it? Let me know! Silence me? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! So welcome one and all to STONEY'S RAGE!! It's all for America! I don't make a dime off it! And I won't have it any other way!