Another Letter to President Pork Pie

Dear President Pork Pie,

I watched your press conference Tuesday. I sat and listened to you lie out your ass concerning Iran. I just have to ask you, sir, DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK WE'RE ALL THAT FUCKING STUPID???!!!!!

Oh My GOD!!!! Where do I even start?!!! Alright! Let's start at the point when on the same day you were told that Mike McConnell came to you on August, and told you that he had some new information, but you didn't know what it was. Then the very next day, The White House states through Dana Perino that McConnell told you that the new information might cause the intelligence community to change it's assessments of Iran's nuclear program, and you still kept up the hawkish rhetoric, knowing the whole time it was patently false!

Your reasoning for the lie? "Nobody told me"!!!!!!!!!

Holy SHIT!!!!! You mean that after running on a platform of "bringing honesty back to The Presidency", someone actually has to tell you NOT TO LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! YAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

Do you even think about this shit before you say it? Do you ever actually listen to yourself ? Damn it, man Fox News can't even spin this shit and make it believable!

When Rupert Murdoch pretty much says "Well--Yep--I guess he lied about Iran!", you have royally and richly FUCKED UP!!!!!

And you know what the scary part is? You know what just blows my fucking mind? NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE A FUCK EXCEPT TOM DEGAN, KEITH OLBERMANN, AND ME!!!!

Oh FUCK!!! It's like information overload! Bush lied again! Big hairy fucking deal! It's like leading the newscast off with, "The Atlantic Ocean is full of salt water!" It swerves right past "Duh" and skids into "Like no shit!" It's so much to be expected, nobody notices! We all know that when a microphone is in front of your face to expect comedy, fantasy, or a combination of the two!

Now you tell us that Iran has the knowledge to build an nuclear bomb? Guess what? I Googled "Method for constructing a nuclear bomb" Guess what? 24,500 hits!!!!! The fact that you're worried about "the terrists getting knowledge" that I can pull up on Google and get 24,500 hits is high comedy! The "Terrists" already have this knowledge! Any first year physics student has this knowledge! GIVE IT UP!!!

YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR!!!!! I know it, The American People know it!!! THE WORLD AT LARGE KNOWS IT!!!
YOU, sir have the credibility of street hustler! You're busted!!

Why don't you do us, and the rest of the world a favor, and sit on your ass until next January, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

Do you even get it? Do you know the whole world is laughing their asses off behind your back! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!