Well what a time the government has had this week! A Democrat had his offices raided by the FBI and all the Republicans got pissed about it and DEMANDED that the raided and rounded up materials be returned post haste!!!
Alright people let's review! A DEMOCRAT got busted, and REPUBLICANS got pissed about it and rode to his rescue!!!!!???????!!!!! A REPUBLICAN apointtee ( Attorney General Gonzalas) swore he would QUIT if President Pork Pie got involved!! He stood up AGAINST the Republican anger untill all the FBI agents involved were given leave to finger the good Congessman's belongings to their little heart's content!
Black is white, day is night, and the heartbreak of psoriosis is now something shady characters sell on street corners by the gram! Dogs and cats are living together, and Ossama Bin Laden is the guest of honor at a Jewish wedding which he gladly attends! Suddam Husein has completed his sensitivity classes and is having a lovely time in Kurdistan where he was released after the Iraqi Tribunal decided he wasn't such a bad old fart after all!! It's all because, he had been abused as a child and that's what made him grow up to be such a prick! He'll be on Oprah as soon as he frinishes his heartfelt memoires entittled "A Million Little Corpses"!
Condi Rice finally comes clean about those sheep and that gallon jug of baby oil in the Lincoln Bedroom and explains the western saddle, while Bush and Cheney share a joint and sing "Cumbiyah" in the back ground.
A further uproar was heard at the Capitol Building this week. It seems that our hallowed halls of Congress were invaded by (gasp! Dare I say it!!) ELEVATOR REPAIRMEN!!!!! That's right, friends and neighbors! Elevator Repairmen! Plying their trade in the Capitol Building itself!!!!! Making loud noises with heavy steel implements!! Swinging on cables, servicing elevators, and eating sanwiches for lunch!! SANDWICHES, I TELL YOU!!!! SANDWICHES!!!! Consumed by union labor in the very seat of Big Money politics!Oh the HORROR!!! THE SHAME!!!
Of course the Washington Police had no choice but to leap shrieking to their feet, lock the whole joint down, don SWAT gear and run wildly about, kicking in doors, and waving a wide selection of firearms at the startled lawmakers and their staffs! So enthusiasticly was the kicking and waving done that a number of the people whose doors were kicked and in whose faces the firearms were waved took quite an offence to it! One would hope that having been the victims of such tactics these lawmakers would give pause before giving Police leave to kick in OUR doors and wave guns in OUR faces, because... Oh... I don't know... we might be smoking a plant that the law seems to think we should not be smoking? One would hope, just not very hard!!! After all! Hope in one hand, shit in the other... and...well you know how it goes!!!
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- stoney13
- Well!! I'm not here to be on anybody's side! I DON'T like George W. Bush and I will NOT call the bastard president! I'll call him President Pork Pie, but that is about as close as it gets! I'm not here to comfort the afflicted, but to afflict the comfortable! I learned a long time ago, that if you can make somebody laugh and think at the same time, they'll learn something! I'm trying to teach the American Public that there is another point of view out there, beside the Right Wing's This country's on a greased chute to Hell with Bush as it's Captain! I for one will not sit idley by while he drives the land that I love into the ground! This is my gift to this country. Maybe it's a little crude at times, maybe, it's a little rude at times! But in my world, rude and crude works! I'll post what I damn well please here and invite people to post comments the same way! Rant all you want!! I do! Freedom of Speech is the order of the day here! Like it? Let me know! Don't like it? Let me know! Silence me? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! So welcome one and all to STONEY'S RAGE!! It's all for America! I don't make a dime off it! And I won't have it any other way!
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Love it Stoney.
Everyone,
For some strange reason Blogspot lost all the comments for this post! The whole thing screwed up when I published, but I've got it straightened out now.
Sorry!
Stoney13
freeacre has left a new comment on your post "If
>This Doesn't Piss You Off, Nothing Will":
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> Stoney,
>They should be waiting for them at the next funeral. I think that the Rev.
>and his minions AT BEST, should be immediately arrested by several times
>the number of police to each of the demonstrators. Then, they should go all
>Rodney King on them and drag them back to cells with other prison
>imnates.They should be charged with hate crimes and whatever else, and have
>the book thrown at them.
>Then I think, wait a minute, that's being hateful back. Maybe he should be
>declared insane, drugged and locked up. That's the liberal way to do it.
>Declare him ill, remove his culpability for his crime, and take away his
>liberty.
>What would Abby Hoffman do? Maybe go to where they live and work and
>function and harrass and out and embarrass them everywhere. Sing
>humiliating songs about them being stupid bigots and make fools of them at
>every turn.
>Hummm...
I love it. Good rant Stoney
Freeacre,
I don't know if that would work or not! The sonovabitch would probably love it! If we could keep him fully medicated It might have a chance!
Abby Hoffman would make his head explode! Nice touch, but who would clean up the mess??!!!
Murph,
Thanks, man! As always I love hearing from you!
Stoney-great title for a great rant. Could things get any wilder? If they do (I fear they will) you will be there reporting on it.Humor is indeed a great teacher of the truth and provides some solace at least.THANKS!
stoney ,
first time in your neck of the woods,
first rate rant too,
whats up with this VISUAL VERIFICATION BOX that popped up at cyclones place this morning,?did it every time i tryed to comment.
i don't mind telling you that was a little freeky as being unexpected,fuck i'm looking around and i'm the only one in the room so what the fuck,i know you can get thoes little cameras for set up so young lovers or whatever can look over each others stuff,i tryed to buy one the guy said fuck off your to old and would probably have a heart attack or something and we would be held libel,really though can your monitor have the capability of sending pictures of you back through the net without your permission? what the fuck am i saying? of course it can.
must be something new from BLOGGER i guess,can't wait for that ,
feeling good , got up courage and drove my old pick up down to the store and back,don't sound like much huh? hahahaha it was much much,just really want to rock now not next week,wish you could make it to the pow wow brother that would be the icing on the cake,o well it will happen,spirit ain't no slouch we know that sometimes the impossible takes a couple of minutes longer,
friends of the earth mother
montana freeman
Montanna Freeman,
I wish I could too! I've got to do the 9 to 5 thing so the big bad banker don't chuck my family and me out of our little cabin in the mountains!
Glad to hear you're up and about. Take it easy though! Give yourself time to heal! Your body's been through a hell of a shock with all that pulling out the old and putting in the artificial!
Blogspot has been down with problems for the last two days. I don't know what the fuck is wrong! I think it moight be the Fort Fuckemall boys playing with their whizbangs!
I checked it out and neither LCD or CRT monitors can take pictures of you on the computer. That's why they have webcams. I don't doubt that Big Brother wishes they could! But they can't.....YET!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHDon't mention taking pictures on the computer, maybe they haven't thought of it. Much as I would enjoy seeing what you look like I don't want to see Gonzales' ugly stupid face reflected in the camera lens
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