They fixed my Dish Network system! Isn't that great! Now I have over 200 chanels of mindless shit to chose from! Has anyone been watching this shit that is presented as entertainment? This brainless crap filled with barely concious teen-agers acting like they have no sense whatsoever? The stupid soap-opras filled with sex and violence that hold all the church ladies spellbound right before they ran shrieking into the streets to bitch and moan about "South Park"? Let me tell you something! So far "South Park and a few offerins from "Link" and "FSTV" are the only things on TV that don't insult my intelegence or drive me bug-eyed into the street with rage!
And what the fuck is up with all these drug comercials? My God! The side effects are worse than the conditions this shit is supposed to treat! They sell an antacids and tell you that one of the side effects is abdominal pain! THAT"S WHY I"M TAKING THE ANTACID!!!!!! And I'm sure my wife will lose all her glorious memories concerning my 3 hour errection on my third day of anal seepage! Somehow I fail to see how it is helpful to have a rock-hard penis and anal seepage at the same time! It just seems like one would render the other useless! (Unless you ran with a real freaky crowd!) And the cartoon bee pedaling the $175.00 a bottle nasal spray... just...well...I'ld better not get started on that fucking bee or the $175.00 a bottle nasal spray!
My point is this: Watch television and you'll see what corporate America thinks and believes about the American public. They wave a flashy light in front of your eyes with one hand, and steal your money with the other. The only reason they do this is because they can! And they can because WE LET THEM!!!
So the good news is, that my Dish Network system works!
And the bad news is, that my Dish Network system works!
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- stoney13
- Well!! I'm not here to be on anybody's side! I DON'T like George W. Bush and I will NOT call the bastard president! I'll call him President Pork Pie, but that is about as close as it gets! I'm not here to comfort the afflicted, but to afflict the comfortable! I learned a long time ago, that if you can make somebody laugh and think at the same time, they'll learn something! I'm trying to teach the American Public that there is another point of view out there, beside the Right Wing's This country's on a greased chute to Hell with Bush as it's Captain! I for one will not sit idley by while he drives the land that I love into the ground! This is my gift to this country. Maybe it's a little crude at times, maybe, it's a little rude at times! But in my world, rude and crude works! I'll post what I damn well please here and invite people to post comments the same way! Rant all you want!! I do! Freedom of Speech is the order of the day here! Like it? Let me know! Don't like it? Let me know! Silence me? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! So welcome one and all to STONEY'S RAGE!! It's all for America! I don't make a dime off it! And I won't have it any other way!
7 comments:
Stoney,
Great job!!! Not only are you correct, the problem is that it works. There must be more erectile dysfunction in this country than cases of the common cold. I used to know guys with nothing wrong that would use that stuff, just because they could. Just proves that the average American will buy anything! Like the old car business saying, "there's an ass for every seat........"
Cyclone
Stoney,
Love your rant. It is one of my favorite subjects to get on a soap box about.
My wife is gone for a week. So thought I would see if anything on the boob tube I wanted to see. Flicked through a few news programs with the talking heads holding forth on the meaning of life, then scanned the latest escape programing and lost interest all together. Finished a book I was reading instead, played with the dog, played with the dove, and dreamed of mayhem of the advertising agencies. Got admit about the only time I have particular interest in the TV is to watch movies and maybe the history channel. (although so much of that stuff is just plain bad science too) One I did catch some years back that was pretty neat was the history of Kalasnakov.
Kalasnakov? As in Alister? (I think that's how you spell it!) The only man alive that made a rifle that nobody can fuck up!
Hey Stoney- Your rants are right on and always a hoot.Re TV -try PBS if you can tolerate their begging you for money instead of commercials. Re Drug ads- they are THE QUINTISSENTIAL EXAMPLE, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT, OF WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA
If aliens would see a few of these ads they would get back in their spacecraft and get the hell out of here pronto!
Stoney- Keep writin- you got the gift!-Rick Lippin (Blake)
Blake,
I believe you're probably right about the aliens! An eighty year old hard-on looking for a place to happen in scares the shit out of me! Who knows! He might be blind or just not too particular! Either way I'm just not into it!
he stoney ,
almost know what you mean about the tv network,went for treadmill test this week for hip replacement and what was in the waiting room? yep! fox news!!! could not believe what me eyes was a tellin me,god damn really blew my mind i'll tell you that for sure.i though i was on camera myself like old candid camera or some shit.??like that? anyhow after about 15 minutes of that bull shit i split,fuck, though i was going to puke for sure.i was thinking how in the hell could anyone actually listen to that drivel let alone give it any credence??? no tv for a bout three years or so makes a mind sort of virgin like ,i guess,fuck what a horrible experience. anyway hope to get new hip this month if all goes well,will sure be glad and all the people around me to i reckon, am sure they are tired of my sniveling every other second about my sorrfial condition, congrats on the channels,hehe
montana freeman
Hey Stoney
Great rant
I am in agreement with you on the TV. I have to start slimming down on what I spend money on and I need to get rid of some bad habits. Well I started on the cigs, at $35.00 a carton it wasn't to tough to figure out what needed to go first,it wasn't easy though. The next thing to go will be the cable tv. It really isnt worth a shit when you have to be on guard constantly for lies they are trying to feed a person. Your so right I can't hardly stomach what they call programing. PBS is not bad but I would be careful wacthing them anymore. The Pugs tried to pull a fast one saying they were not balanced and wanted to have more balance. I'm thinking oh so its okay to telivise lies if the same amount of truth gets out. What crock of shit.
If I see another political person go in front of some conresssional panel or supreme court and not have to take an oath before he says something pertaining to our country then we need to change things. What good is it if they can tell lies non stop. Not only that but what does this do to our young children and young people. They think this is the way it all works. Its no wonder this country is so fucked up people are think they can pretty much lie and steel they way o the top.
Sean
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