Asinine Asswipes, And Others Such As Ann Coulter

Ms. Ann Coulter recently released a book whose tittle I will not name here! To name the tittle of this book would give it merrit! It does not deserve merrit! I shall give it none here!

In this book Ms. Coulter shrieks in a banshee wail, all sorts of horrible accusations, concerning those American sisters who had their husbands ripped from the loving embraces of their famillies in an act that this country has yet to explain or even fully investigate! To call these attacks "ugly "would be like reffering to a warthog as "mildly unattractive"! These wild accusations are pattently false and can be seen to be so by any human being with an ounce of grey matter! To repeat them here would give them voice. They deserve no voice! I shall give them none here!

This book also contains suggestions that these widows are actually enjoying their husbands deaths, and were named "harpies" by Ms. Coulter! To discuss these suggestions would give them consideration! They deserve no consideration! I shall give them none here!

In fact, I will say no more about Ms. Coulter's book, except to say that those of us that have heard this vile misrepresentation of Womanhood spew her bile on all and sundry know what to expect from her! In this book, they will not be disapointed!

Instead I shall leave you with this parting comment which comes from an orrator and author of incredible, vision, courage and purpose! A man who achieved more relavance in a single half-hour speach, than Ms. Coulter is likely to have in her entire life! A man who any fool such as I who would write and speak to the public, should hold in warm reverence, and worshipful awe: Dr. Martin Luther King!

I quote from Dr. King's most excelent sermon from 1963 entittiled "Strength to Love":

"There is nothing more dangerous in the world than sincere ignorance and concientious stupidity"

IT'S MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Shit!!! You're all wondering!!!! Two posts in a month!!!! Must be something alarming!!! Well it is! In fact it's something so alarming that even a jaded and disgusted follower of the Bush Administration such as myself was flabergasted by it!!!

Now! Let's take a look at all the important issues that need addressing in America today:

First and foremost is the War in Iraq, which has turned into a huge boondogle of epic proportions! WE listened to President Pork Pies lies, and WE bought his line of shit hook, line, and sinker! The result is one royal fuck up! We've lost any credabillity we ever had internationally, and evry day finds us deeper and deeper in a quagmire we may never get out of! All because The Great Shrub and his "Coalition of the Drilling" had a hard-on for Suddam Husein that you could hunt with! What do we have to show for it? Hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, and nearly 3000 of our troops lay dead! Tens of thousands of our young soldiers are Physically, mentaly, and emotionaly scarred for life for the glory of Haliburton, and the magisty of Exon Mobile! Unfortunatly, WE are going to have to bring closure to this debacle, and WE are paying for it!

This brings us to issue number two: The ridiculously rising price of motor fuel in America has hard working people suffering and oil companies showing obcenely HUGE profits! All the while smuggly sitting on their golden thrones telling us all to get over it! Of course, fat profits mean fat donations to Republican coffers for Bush and Company, assuring any meningful legislation concerning energy will get shot down in flames!

Speaking of those Republican coffers, Let's discuss the third issue: Members of the Republican lead Senate and House of Representatives are lined up drooling at the trough for sweet deals and soft money form the K Street Consortium! So many "Quid pro quote" deals are handed out to, and from fat cat lobbysts, that it hardly gets reported as news any more! One reason for this is because the media is firmly in the hands of Big Business and has a vested interest in keeping these deals quiet! Sleasy below the board deals, fat no bid contracts for multinational companies that prominent figures in government just happen to own huge blocks of stocks in, and shady shenanigans of all sorts are comitted openly and arogantly by lawmakers who think that We the People are all idiots! It's government "For the money, of the money, and by the money!" and nobody seems to get it!

This brings us to the fourthn issue: The economy! I hate to tell youn this, but the Economy of The United States is in DEEP SHIT!!!!! The G4 index isn't even posted any more, and the US Mint has printing presses running night and day, churning out trillions of dollars to prop up President Pork Pie's house of smoke and mirrors! The figures on Wall Street are nothing more than blatant lies and wishfull thinking! The whole nasty mess ids going to go into a death spiral that will make the Crash of '29 look like a minor inconvenience! I'm talking about the Enron incedent happening 75% of publicly traded companies across the board! Got stocks and bonds? SELL THEM NOW!!!!! BUY GOLD NOW!!!! Look at the price of gold! That's the surest economic test there is! The price of gold has skyrocketted against the dollar! It's the only currency that will have any value at all in America within a few years if we keep going like we're going now! In fact it may already be too late! Want t0o see where we're heading? Look at the USSR in the '90s! That;'s what happens when you fight a war you can't win with money you don't have!

On monday June 5 2006 The united States Senate, lead by The Republican Party began a session in an election year. Of all these pressing issues which could destroy this country what do yow thinkm they chose as their primary agenda for this session? A devisive gay marrige ammenment that had not a snowball's chance of Hell in passing comitee, much less making it onto the Senate floor for a real vote! In fact It couldn't even pass muster to even be debated! Even the pundits had to admit that it was all just slight if hand! A nice little piece of misdirection while the rabbit was placed in the hat! A little bait and switch to push the real issues real Americans are facing every day behind the velvet curtain, allowing the Great Magician and his attendants made their grand exit, while the theater burns down around the audiences ears! So enraged by the devicive drivel presented by President Pork Pie, and awed were they by the rich spectacle of TomKat Cruise, Angelina's baby, and American Idol, that they never smelled the smoke or saw the flames untill it was too late!

Don't think it can happen here? Well guess what! It happened in Egypt! It happened in Britain! It happened in Persia! It happened in The USSR! And it's happening here! Read your history!

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemed to repeat it!"
George Santayana
Dead Philosopher

Weird shit! Wild shit! Woa shit! Bullshit! No shit!

Well what a time the government has had this week! A Democrat had his offices raided by the FBI and all the Republicans got pissed about it and DEMANDED that the raided and rounded up materials be returned post haste!!!

Alright people let's review! A DEMOCRAT got busted, and REPUBLICANS got pissed about it and rode to his rescue!!!!!???????!!!!! A REPUBLICAN apointtee ( Attorney General Gonzalas) swore he would QUIT if President Pork Pie got involved!! He stood up AGAINST the Republican anger untill all the FBI agents involved were given leave to finger the good Congessman's belongings to their little heart's content!

Black is white, day is night, and the heartbreak of psoriosis is now something shady characters sell on street corners by the gram! Dogs and cats are living together, and Ossama Bin Laden is the guest of honor at a Jewish wedding which he gladly attends! Suddam Husein has completed his sensitivity classes and is having a lovely time in Kurdistan where he was released after the Iraqi Tribunal decided he wasn't such a bad old fart after all!! It's all because, he had been abused as a child and that's what made him grow up to be such a prick! He'll be on Oprah as soon as he frinishes his heartfelt memoires entittled "A Million Little Corpses"!

Condi Rice finally comes clean about those sheep and that gallon jug of baby oil in the Lincoln Bedroom and explains the western saddle, while Bush and Cheney share a joint and sing "Cumbiyah" in the back ground.

A further uproar was heard at the Capitol Building this week. It seems that our hallowed halls of Congress were invaded by (gasp! Dare I say it!!) ELEVATOR REPAIRMEN!!!!! That's right, friends and neighbors! Elevator Repairmen! Plying their trade in the Capitol Building itself!!!!! Making loud noises with heavy steel implements!! Swinging on cables, servicing elevators, and eating sanwiches for lunch!! SANDWICHES, I TELL YOU!!!! SANDWICHES!!!! Consumed by union labor in the very seat of Big Money politics!Oh the HORROR!!! THE SHAME!!!

Of course the Washington Police had no choice but to leap shrieking to their feet, lock the whole joint down, don SWAT gear and run wildly about, kicking in doors, and waving a wide selection of firearms at the startled lawmakers and their staffs! So enthusiasticly was the kicking and waving done that a number of the people whose doors were kicked and in whose faces the firearms were waved took quite an offence to it! One would hope that having been the victims of such tactics these lawmakers would give pause before giving Police leave to kick in OUR doors and wave guns in OUR faces, because... Oh... I don't know... we might be smoking a plant that the law seems to think we should not be smoking? One would hope, just not very hard!!! After all! Hope in one hand, shit in the other... and...well you know how it goes!!!

Oh Yea! By the Way!

They fixed my Dish Network system! Isn't that great! Now I have over 200 chanels of mindless shit to chose from! Has anyone been watching this shit that is presented as entertainment? This brainless crap filled with barely concious teen-agers acting like they have no sense whatsoever? The stupid soap-opras filled with sex and violence that hold all the church ladies spellbound right before they ran shrieking into the streets to bitch and moan about "South Park"? Let me tell you something! So far "South Park and a few offerins from "Link" and "FSTV" are the only things on TV that don't insult my intelegence or drive me bug-eyed into the street with rage!

And what the fuck is up with all these drug comercials? My God! The side effects are worse than the conditions this shit is supposed to treat! They sell an antacids and tell you that one of the side effects is abdominal pain! THAT"S WHY I"M TAKING THE ANTACID!!!!!! And I'm sure my wife will lose all her glorious memories concerning my 3 hour errection on my third day of anal seepage! Somehow I fail to see how it is helpful to have a rock-hard penis and anal seepage at the same time! It just seems like one would render the other useless! (Unless you ran with a real freaky crowd!) And the cartoon bee pedaling the $175.00 a bottle nasal spray... just...well...I'ld better not get started on that fucking bee or the $175.00 a bottle nasal spray!

My point is this: Watch television and you'll see what corporate America thinks and believes about the American public. They wave a flashy light in front of your eyes with one hand, and steal your money with the other. The only reason they do this is because they can! And they can because WE LET THEM!!!

So the good news is, that my Dish Network system works!
And the bad news is, that my Dish Network system works!

Fun and Games With Dish Network

Anybody out there got Dish Network equipment in their house? I feel for ya! Anybody planning to get Dish Network in their house? DON"T!!!!!

Since December, I've had 5 DVRs, and 3 service calls, and my stuff still doesn't work worth a shit! I was told my electrical system was shorted out, and THAT cost me $275.00 to find out my electrical sytem was just fine! I just got off the telephone with the unknowing who blythly led me down a trail strewn with shit and directed my feet to every turd! After being hung up on twice, I informed the lady on the other end I was going to call the local newspaper and invite them to my home to photograph me unloading high caliber firearms into every piece of Dish Network equipment presently sitting in my house doing nothing while I pay $75.00 a month for the privelege of it being here! I live in a small town, and that would be BIG news! They said they were going to give me back $54.99 for all the headaches and trauma, and send out a service technician Sunday. Will keep you posted!

The shit I go through just to get Free Speach TV!

You Might Be a Redneck Stoner If:

Well so far I guess I've pissed off Republicans, fundies, George Bush (Hell no I won't call the fucker Presidedent!), Karl Rove, and pissed bile all over everything good and Holy! (Ain't ya PROUD of me!)

I guess my next victim will be blue collar comedy. You know! Jeff Foxworthy and the boys! Never heard
Jeff Foxworthy ever admit to smoking herb. Of course if you ride on a bus with Larry The Cable Guy, and Ron "Tater Salad" White you got to be burnin' something or the place would turn into a mobile crime scene! Since Jeff won't touch the subject because his family based comedy gods would frown on it, I guess it's up to somebody that really doesn't give a flying fuck about what Standards and Practices has to say about the matter! My standards are pretty low, and if you're as good as me you don't have to practice! So let's do this thing!

You might be a redneck stoner if you've ever smoked pot through something that was part of a car.

You might be a redneck stoner if you've ever been too stoned to watch television.

You might be a redneck stoner if your last bong came from Home Depot.

You might be a redneck stoner if you've ever made a bong out of part of an animal.

If you've ever made a bullet into a roach clip you might be a redbneck stoner.

If you've ever thrown a perfectly good cigar away, but kept the glass tube it came in, You might be a redneck stoner.

You might be a redneck stoner if you've found six foot tall marijauna plants growing where you throw seeds, and been surprised by the discovery.

If you've ever found a joint that went through the laundry, and still smoked it, you could be a redneck stoner.

If the last poignant father and son moment you remember is when you taught the fruit if your loins how to make a roach clip out of a stick, you could be a redneck stoner.

If you've ever used an automotive tool to smoke pot, you could be a redneck stoner.

If you have an ATV modified to carry gardening tools, you might be a redneck stoner.

And last but not least: If you've ever addressed a police officer by saying, "Hi! Are you?" You might be a redneck stoner.... and not too bright!

I'm back! Miss me?

After a great deal of inner soul searching brought about by the reckless abuse of several different controlled substances, I have pierced the veil that shades the future and seen that which can only be described as utter bullshit! I will share with you my vision.

A great seer shall arise and show that since Ronald Wilson Reagan has six letters in each of his names, it don't mean shit! He's dead, and he will stay that way! And all through the land great rejoicing is heard!

In an atempt to save the administration any further embaressment, the decision to assainate "Scooter" Libby is given to the CIA. In a manner not inconcistent with the CIA's well-documented bungling, the sniper aims at Scooter libby's head and shoots Karl Rove in the ass! Cheney goes into a total mind-fuck at the sound of the gunfire and the sight of the blood Grinning maniacly and armed with a shot gun loaded with birdshot, he procedes to the Supreme Court in search of lawyers which he has declared to be his prey!

Scooter Libby having noted the attempt on his life, begins telling the truth, and answering all questions addressed to him. Up to and including the presence of six live sheep, a western saddle, and a gallon of baby oil in the Lincoln bedroom whenever Condi Rice comes to visit. The result is this wholey illogical and impossible act causes the laws of physics to take a long hike and all manners of illogical, and impossible shit starts to happen! Marijauna is legalized, produced imediatly, rolled and smoked by all present! A great cloud of weed smoke settles over the capitol, causing great turmoil amongst the Republicans when they finally discover George Bush was not concieved of a virgin! And even if he was, Barbara Bush still raised him so it's HER FAULT!!!!! Teams of dilligent and harworking journalists turn a deaf ear to the pleas of the corporate elite and a blind eye to the grubby hands thrusting money and pronounce the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about all sorts of shit that the subjects of this truth find most inconveniant! Undetered by bribes, threats, or political correctness they sally forth and paint the whole city with a thick coat of reality. Federal prosecuters decend on Washington DC in waves of plagues! Snapping up the now naked politicians and dragging them off to the land of Terra Haute Federal Lock-up. Where they are forced to make blankets for Libertarians!

Barbara Bush arives and gets lost in the huge cloud of Marijauna smoke and forgets what she came for! After finding Jeb and George playing Genocidal Conservatives and Indians with "Chang the Mystic Warrior" She spank's their pasty white asses for "being weasely little shits and fibbing to all those nice Democrats on the investigative comittees! Jeb gets extra whacks for playing with imaginary friends when he's too old to do so, and giving naughty, big, sharp swords to his little friends in the Florida Legislature who are neither old enough or responsible enough to play with such dangerous toys!

Armed Isreali settlers and Palastinian refugees race at eachother from two sides of the city untill they get lost in the pot cloud. When they find their way out again, they have forgotten what they were so pissed at eachother about, and they all take off together in search of a decent chicken place. Along the way they find Scooter Libby. Figuring any old chicken will do, they eat him!

Further information is $3.95 a minute! Operators are standing by!

George W, Bush is a Lousy Fucking Traitor

That's right! I said it! This madman with his delusions of godhood is well on his way to destroying all that is good and great aabout this country and I'm jolly well PISSED about it!

How dare this fuck-brained neocon describe the Constitution of The United States of America as that "That goddamned piece of paper"! HOW FUCKING DARE HE!!!!!!! This jerk-off took the same oath as I did! "To protect the Constitution of the United States of America from all enemies foreign and domestic"! By his own words and deeds, he has broken that oath and now stands as the greatest threat to the Constitution that this country has seen since the Civil War! The only moral thing for Bush to do now is blow his own brains out! (If he can find a gun with sights fine enough to hit a target that small!)

How dare this shaven ape in a cheap suit call himself a "War time President"! What a crock of shit! A war based on a lie that he said was over months ago! There is no fucking war! Iraq? That's not a war! That's a neocon trick to steal a country's oil! He said he would go by whatever the Irqi citizens said in their much-touted election! They said (quite clearly!) they wanted us the fuck out! We're still there!

Bush needs to give it up and go the fuck back to Texas! Hell I'll even buy him a bus ticket!

King George the Dim!!!

Alright folks! I promised something really scary and I will deliver! This is scarier than "President Dan Quale"!

It seems The Comander and Thief signed brand new executive orders that gives him SOLE authority to declare martial law, suspend the Posse Comitatus Act, and suspend habeas corpus! Yep! That's right! George Bush has finally made his grand grab for dictatorial power!

In fact, he actually discussed imposing martial law in the streets of the United States after the 9/11 attacks by the activation of the "national security initiatives" put in place by "Ronnie Ray Gun" back in the '80s

These "national security initiatives" were hatched by Oliver North, and charged FEMA with the administration of executive orders which would allow the suspension of the Coinstitution, establishment of internment camps, implimenting martial law, and turning over the government of The United States over to the President!

How did this sad state of affairs happen? Good question! Let's find some answers; Shall we?

It seems this all started with former FEMA director Louis Guiffrida, who had a great fear of a "national uprising of black millitants"! He came up with a plan to put 21 million African Americans in "relocation camps" He then passed the plan of to John Brinkerhoff who developed the martial law implementation plan following the guide Guiffrida drew up. Ronnie Ray Gun looked it over and liked what he saw. He signed off on it and the initiatives were put into place and forgotten about untill King George the Dim took office.

Enter the Neocons! It seems Brinkerhoff moved on to the infamous Anser Institute for Homeland Security, and following the 9/11 attacks, provided arguments for implimenting "national scurity initiatives" which would allow the implimentation of martial law and the suspension of the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878.

Bush used parts of this plan to send US troops into the streets of New Orleans after Katrina as well as allowing FEMA to hire the mersenary Blackwater USA firm to "enforce security"

The Department of Homeland Security has established the "Northern Command for National Deffence. Which is and incredibly wide ranging program that includes not only FEMA, but the Pentagon, the FBI, and the National Security Agency. Executive orders have already been signed by Bush allowing the Northern Command to send troops into American streets, Sieze controll of radio, and television stations and networks and impose martial law in times of "national emergency"!

Make a guess who has SOLE authority to declare what is and is not a "national emergency"? Yep! You nailed it! George W. himself! Oh and you can forget about such petty annoyances as Congresional oversight! He doesn't have to consult of seek the approval of Congress for permision to completly take over the Government of the United States, and assume absolute power!

I've been trying to get a comfirmation from any government agencies about this but all I get is "We can neither confirm or deny" bullshit. Nobody seems to want to talk about it!

If This Doesn't Piss You Off, Nothing Will

I just learned today that the Radical Right Wing Neocons have a brand new trick! This one even took me by surprise!

It seems that some hate- spewing jerk-off masquerading as a man of God has a brand new trick! HE AND HIS CONGREGATION ARE PROTESTING FUNERALS OF OUR HONERED DEAD!!! That's right folks! This right-wing nut-job is marching around funerals for our fallen soldiers from Bush's little misadventure, waving signs that say things like "Thank God For Dead Soldiers", and "God Hates Fags"! So much for all the stickers and ribbons that say "Support our Troops" next to those fish on all the pundit's trunk lids!

This group from the Westboro Babtist Church in Topeka Kansas is led by the Reverend, (and I use the term losley) Fred Phelps. A 76 year old hate- spewing bigot who has been protesting gay funerals for 15 years.

"Our view of this situation is that God Almighty blew these kids to smithereens and sent them to hell.", This sanctimonious prick told Doug Thompson of "The Capitol Hill Blues" (http://capitolhillblue.com). He further stated that "God is punishing a fag army- don't ask, don't tell- For a fag-loving agenda of a fag loving nation!"

It would be bad enough if we were talking about a few isolated incedents, but this is far bigger than that! These lousy stinking Anti- American Neocons have turned up at over 70 funerals in the last few months, wving their signs and jeering at the parents of slain Americn slodiers as they spend their last few precious moments with their children after giving their all to their country!

At the funeral of 21 year old Army Infantryman Christopher Alcozar, a group of half a dozen of these sick, lousey, whack- jobs waved signs and shouted hate- filled slogans at the assembled mourners.

"It was bad enough that I got harrassed after I got out of Vietnam", said Jesse Alcozer of Elmhurst Illinois, the father of the slain infantryman, "But after 37 years of trying to get rid of this wound, they are doing this to my son."

Now in this time of unwarranted wiretaps and the wost of "The Patriot Act" brought to bear against Peta and vegans, Bush calls these sick fuckers "his base" It sure as hell wouldn't do for any of them to show up here at any funeral that I may have to attend. (I have two nephews and a cousin in Iraq). They would quickly learn that I believe in and exercise my second ammendment rights! And here they would never find a jury to convict me!

Banned from Alternet! AGAIN

I guess Alternet no longer allows a man to speak out against the neocons any more! First I get Banned as stoney13. Today I get banned as fullavit@hotmail.com! I still don't know what I said that was so damned offencive! All the neocons get to post! None of them got banned! Dfrost is still there belching bile in his neofacist oh so fucking calm tone! Johnnyboy I'm sure is jurking around somewhere with another name! I don't run to the "authorities" when the neocons poke their heads up! I TAKE 'EM ON!!! I ain't scared of a bunch of facist fucking neocons! BRING 'EM ON!!! FUCK 'EM ALL!!! HERE'S ONE LIBERAL THAT DON'T BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT!!!

I got a new email address and tried to register again. They've got a new deal where you have to give your name and stuff now. I haven't recieved an email back yet so I guess I won't. I'll give 'em another day and then fuck 'em! If they don't want me, I don't want them!

Alternet is leaning more and more to the right these days and banning loyal posters to deffend a bunch of smart-assed neocons! If that's how it's going to be, then Alternet will turn into another Rush Limbaugh clone. Maybee all these neocons are sending big money to Alternet! I guess Alternet doesn't want to hear from a true liberal any more!

A Modest Propasal

Alright!! Here it is! MARIJAUNA USE MANDATORY FOR ALL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS AND UN DIPLOMATS, AND LEGAL FOR ALL PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET!!!!

Think about it!! The House and the Senate all sit down together and pass the Legislative Bong! Of course there must be urinalisis performed regularly to make sure some Puritanistic Repug isn't faking it! C-Span would actually be entertaining for a change and the country would be run by stoners who are a lot more fun than the dry drunks we got now, and I can't think of any way they could fuck things up any worse!

The UN delegates would begin by six deep hits of Hombolt County's finest or BC Bud each, (Thunderfuck could be substituted if it's in season), with an aditional six hits every half hour! The Isrealis and the Kurds would toke down with the Sheites and the Suni's and all become smoking buddies! All thoughts of war and destuction would be discarded in favor of finding a decent Kosher Deli that delivers!

North and South Korea would forget why they had split the country up and go out for barbecue. Chemical weapons would all be forgotten and nobody would need missles except to shoot them off and say"Wow!" at all the pretty sparks!

There would be be plenty of bio-mass to burn after the buds and shade-leaves are plucked to fuel the power plants to power up all those video games and CD players. (After all what's a good buzz without video games and tunes!) And lot's of fine quality hemp for papers and clothing!

We would forget all about silly shit like war and destruction, and everybody would forget what a thermo-nuclear device was ever good for if you can't smoke it, eat it, or make a bong out of it! We'ld just leave them lying around while we all wandered aimlessly around looking for papers!! Things would be great unless somebody brought one to a drum circle and tried to use it for a percusion instrument, and blew the world to fuck! Even then, at least we'ld all die happy!

Why Georgie Can't Read!

Once more George Bush got up on stage surrounded by his neocon cheerleaders, and belched out the most pitiful missive to date! Full of tears and drama, he rocked back and forth like a truck stuck in the mud! I can't figure if he was trying to inspire the American people or make us feel bad for doubting him and handing him a less than stellar approval rating.

He sobbed crocodile tears while reading a note from written by a Marine right before that Marine was killed, and spoke piteously about how this brave man will have died in vain if we leave before big oil got their grubby hands on that lovely crude just waiting for someone to steal it!

Cheney looked embarrased by all the drama, and perturbed that he couldn't get a chance to shove his hand up Bush's ass and switch his brain off!

There can be no doubt that this is the neocon's kinder, genteler aproach to John Murtha's statement concerning troop withdrawl since all attemps to smear his military service and question his patriotism blew up in their faces!

It's fairly obvious that Bush thought this laughable attempt at dramma would capture the hearts of America, and send him singing to the top of another pile of "Political Capital". How very sad! It just goes to prove this administration is totaly clueless, and no longern has a speach writer worth a fuck!!

The Ragin'! (A fucked up poem about a fucked up day that never fuckin' happened!)

On a nighttime dark and dreary
While I labored weak and weary
O'er my mustang whose transmision
Lay uppon the floor

When at the door the sound of whamming
Blue lights sirenes car doors slamming
Cops were comeing dresed in SWAT gear
Kicking down my door,

Where's the dope hid muthafucker
Screamed the cop like a mean cocksucker
The cocaine weed and crack you got
You long-haired son of a whore

I have no drugs I loudly cried,
But all the cops they swarmed inside,
with hatchets saws and axes
Started ripping up my floor

I have no drugs I begged and wailed,
I do not deserve to be jailed
I have no drugs inside my house
Or in my car I'm poor

I have no drugs I stormed and raged
You'll not get my ass in no cage
Now put my floor boards back you prick
And shut my fucking door!

Then in the yard the sound of scrapping
Vicious bulldog ripping snapping
Sampling ham of tender pork
He'd never had before

He rushed the cop that had the gall
To take a pole-axe to my wall
Bit off his dick and both his balls
And spat them on the floor

Another leapt up in a funk
Haveing been sprayed by a skunk
The skunk that lives and nests with young
Beneath my kitchen floor

The law was not so easily put off
One drew a gun shot half his foot off
He screamed and danced a fucked up dance
He bled there on my floor

Screams yells and howls the air was filled
More guns were drawn more blood was spilled
None of it was mine 'cause
I was headed out the door

In their drawers the cops all crapped
On the roof the shingles flapped
Gunfire echoed 'cross the glen
The mountains and the moor

While I stood there in the yard
The cops trashed what they're paid to guard
I felt like a lonely sailor
Who watched a burning shore

And while my poor house slowly crumbled
Out the door the cops all stumbled
They laughed like fucking goof-balls
They staggered out the door

The seargent said ain't this a mess
It seems we got the wrong adress
He grinned at me a maddening grin
He handed me my door

My house let out a labored moan
The structure weakened to the bone
First a pop and then a crash
My roof fell through my floor

My door went up side that seargent's head
His ass fell out like he was dead
I called his dad a dickless dweeb
I called his mom a whore

And while I stood there thunder struck
Across the yard his lackeys trucked
My bulldog ripped their blue lights off
And made them lock their doors

And while my lawyer danced with glee
I told him of my agony
He said we'll get a million five
I said fuck that I want more

On the courthouse steps the Sherriff screamed
Reporters flocked and stoners dreamed
The judge threw out their last appeal
He'd heard such shit before

So with armed guards at both sides flanked
I took the check straight to the bank
With shovels loaded up my cash
They called the branch for more

So now the markets running hot
For the hippie with billions and a yaht
The best blooms fragrant on this spot
Roll a big'un I got more

The Managers in Management's Managing to Mismanage Management.

Has Bush managed to give management a bad name as an article on "Alternet says? Oh I don't know! Management never really had such a good name to begin with! It's kind of like giving shit a bad smell!

Let's explore the concept of management! Management is the act of managing something. Bush managed to run five businesses belly up and then managed to climb through the ranks of Texas politics till he got elected Governor of the state! He then managed to fuck Texas up completely! Cutting education and social programs, he managed to rake in great gobs of oil money and campain contributions from those who sought to gut environmental laws and spew toxins in all directions! Texas wasn't realy such a great place to begin with, but 'ol Dim George managed to make it much worse and that is the only good thing he ever did and that is only a positive depending on your opinion of Texas!

First Texas! Then the world!! Somehow with the aid of all his family and his family's friends in high places, he managed to hijack the election of 2000 to net himself the presidency. Then he managed to install a bunch of no-clue goners and pundits to high management positionss. They managed with much fanfare and at great expense to do not a damn thing!! He then managed to get this country in a completely useless war with faulty inteligence that he mismanged at best, and at worse, managed to sell the whole world a line of shit that would give PT Barnum a wet dream!

Here's the moral of the story. Management for the sake of management is a cruel design to manage to get the money and run with it! If the managers in charge of management are managing the managers below them, nobody is manging the manager in charge of management? We can see this in the big Enron debacal. Mangers of the managers in charge of management managed to hoover up great gobs of green and foist the blame on other managers who managed any charges of mismanagement. They managed to mismanage the management of the company so bad that there was nothing left for the employees or stockholders and most of them managed to get away with it!!

Making someone a manager when they have no idea what management is all about is pure mismanagement! Making someone the manager in charge of managers who have no idea what management is all about is mismanagement to the nth degree! Mismanagement will breed more mismanagement among the managers in charge of management and bring the whole thing down on our heads!

Personaly, I think we should manage to get Bush out of office! It won't be easy, but it's something we can manage to do!

Dim George Rides Again!!

Well Here we go again with ol' Dim George! Ranting and raving like somebody said his mother was less than a woman of virtue!!

I don't know what is sadder! This gomer accusing the Democrats for Iraq Or him trying to silence all debate on the issue by saying "It sends the wrong message"!! Well of course it sends the wrong message! It sends the messagem that the most powerful country in the world is run by a complete idiot!! It sends the message that most Americans think he's a lying weasle who got this country into an illegal, and imoral war by selling us all a line of shit! It sends the wrong message because even his pundits in the pressw can't pull his ass out the hole he dug for himself!! It sends the wrong message because the press is slowly remembering their jobs and even Fox news is no longer showing him in a favorable light! Seems to me that it's sending the right message!! Problem is,'Ol Dim George just ain't bright enough to get it!!!

The Neocons Ride Again!!!!

Oh what fools these mortals be!! Can you get over these guys? WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!!!!

They hold a Repug only meeting to discuss "Black sites" where those who don't like us very much are held by the CIA. The fun starts when a story about these "black sites" pops up in the Washington Post the next morning!

Bill Frist hears about this and turns several different colors! Howling with rage at the sneaky-ass Democrats and their skull-dugery he demands a full investigation, and heads on a platter! DEMOCRAT HEADS, by God and he will not be denied!! He screams and rants about the outing of CIA material to the press, (Sort 0f like a fox ranting about the death of rabbits) on his way to the Senate Chamber!! He takes the podium in a fit of righteous rage and swears to get to the bottom of this travesty!! Only Repugs will be outing the CIA's business to the press! Any slimey liberals that try itl.... well they just better not try it!! Allas! Such was not to be!

Trent Lott, who actually reads the "Washinton Post" (instead of shaking it wildly with his eyes bulging out)! Clued the good Senator Frist in on the fact that the Post story came right from the Repug meeting! In fact it looked like it was quoted from the minutes if that very same meetings!

Frist no doubt began to cry because he had punked his own party!! There would be no Democratic heads held up before the 35%! There would be no grand investigation of the hated liberals to take the people's attention of the Plame case! There would be no triumphant dragging across the coals of liberal asses! They had met the enemy and it was them!! There had been no Democrats at their little Repug get-together! Only the very flower of concervatism and their staff members! Now the bowed and humbled Repugs are trying to get the language of the demands he made softened up so as to make sure the investigation would find nothing but TOO LATE!! It ain't gonna fly!!

Keep watching folks!! Shit's gonna get deep and how!!!

Ol' dim George Does it Again!!!!!

Don't ya just love this guy!! Dam!! Just when you thought his trainers had him reined in, "BAM"!! Here comes another one!!!!!

Now the Comander and Thief decided he's going to veto a bill just because a FELLOW REPUBLICAN (Senator John McCain) has added a little thing about torture and how we're not going to do it anymore!!

Does this mean George Pork Pie Bush is going to actually open that sad creaking drawer in the Oval Office and use that "Veto" stamp for something besides a paper- weight? Could this mean that he's found something among the mountain of pork and drivel that Congress has belched out' that angers him so much that he is going to take a stand against it?

You wan't to 'phone the Pope, or should I? Ah people!! Don't go thinking that this is an outragous law granting gay marrige rights or legalising whatever illegal act it is that will surley send us down a greased chute to hell!! Oh no!! This is simply a rider that makes torturing helpless prisoners illegal!!

George Bush and his trainers have a problem with this!! Kinda tells me all I need to know!!!